Forgive me for this one, but I couldn't resist . . .

The Cub's Prayer
Our team which plays in Wrigley, Hallowed be thy field. Thy Cubdom.com, Thy games be won on the road as it is in Wrigley. Give us this day our daily win. And limit our losses, as we inflict them on others. And lead us not into errorsbut deliver us from our defensive woes:for thine is the hittingand the pitching, and the fielding, for ever. Amen!